Roxas meets Payne

It had been a long day, so Roxas flew to his manson. "Phew... who would have thought being the Pumpkin King would be such hard work?" asked Roxas, exausted after a day of kissing babies and cutting ribbons. He opened the door and walked into his mansion. "Man... they made me kiss ugly babies too..." said Roxas, collapsing into a recliner. He turned on the television. His favorite T.V. show was on. "I guess what they say about being in a threesome is true, first one in one is the last to get married..." said the gues star on Scrubs. "You were in a threesome?!?" asked Turk. The guest star nodded. "DAMN!!!" yelled Turk, smashing the man behind him's table. "I'm sorry dude, but she was in a THREESOME!" Turk said enthusiastically. "Excuse me, but was it two guys and you, or you, another girl, and a guy?" J.D. asked. "Oh, it was all girl." J.D. quickly pulled the drinks off the table, and not a moment too soon. Turk called out "DAMN!!!" and slammed the table." Roxas sighed. "I guess T.V. aint gonna cut it tonight... what to do, what to do?" Roxas pondered.

"Hey. Nice place you have here." said Payne, emerging from the back of the living room. "Y'know, it reminds me of my room back when i was a little girl... I think I'll live here." said Payne, walking closer to Roxas. She grabbed him by the collar and pulled him from his recliner. "YOU are going to let me live here. Capiche?" Payne said.

"Uh... sure... just... dont... hurt... me..." said Roxas, struggling against Payne's grip. He broke free and said "Names Roxas... whats yours?" extending his hand.

"Payne. Dont forget it, or I will kill you. Slowly." Payne did not take the hand, instead she put her sword to Roxas' throat. "You seem nice. Stop it." said Payne.

"Payne. Dont forget it, or I will kill you. Slowly." Payne did not take the hand, instead she put her sword to Roxas' throat. "You seem nice. Stop it." said Payne.